Letís Get Serious
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and
an Irishman walked into a pub together.
They each called for a dram of whiskey.
As they were about to enjoy their
libations, three flies landed, one in each
of their drinks, and became stuck inside
the glasses. The Englishman pushed his
shot away in disgust. The Scotsman
fished the fly out of his glass, and
continued drinking it, as if nothing had
happened. The Irishman, too, picked the
fly out of his drink, held it out over the
glass, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT,
SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"