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One day an
Englishman, a Scotsman, and
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an Irishman
walked into a pub together.
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They each called
for a dram of whiskey.
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As they were about to enjoy
their
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libations, three
flies landed, one in each
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of their drinks,
and became stuck inside
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the glasses. The
Englishman pushed his
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shot away in
disgust. The Scotsman
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fished the fly
out of his glass, and
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continued
drinking it, as if nothing had
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happened. The
Irishman, too, picked the
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fly out of his
drink, held it out over the
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glass, and
started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT,
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SPIT IT OUT YOU
BASTARD!!!!"
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